Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
