She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
