she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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