I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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