so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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