i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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