I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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