So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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