No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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