i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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