Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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