Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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