Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
