He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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