How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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