I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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