I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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