I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you win again, gameday.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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