no you cant smoke seaweed
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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