I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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