i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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