Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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