Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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