AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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