I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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