I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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