What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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