you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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