Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Dear god my vagina.
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