there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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