Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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