Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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