bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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