I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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