dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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