Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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