She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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