The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
