brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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