Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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