she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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