There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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