If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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