Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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