Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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