Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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