She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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