oh god the rape fog is back!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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