new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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