so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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